Yes, scooters can be killers. And it all started when I was hanging out at my bud's house a few days ago.

We were chilling outside, riding bikes, and my bud was trying to teach me how to ride a skateboard. And to tell you, I failed countless times trying to balance on that fucking beast. I gave up, and decided to go lay on the grass and pout. My bud came up to me and had a quick chat before daring me to ride his little brother's scooter. Hell yeah I accepted the challenge! Besides, the scooter wasn't that small to ride.

I got on the scooter, and rode down steep hills. I nailed the first try, and didn't get any cuts nor scrapes. But, when my bro told me to go down a certain hill, and of course I said yes. It was a bit to high, but I nailed my first try riding down a hill!

I rode down while yelling Leroy Jenkins, and I couldn't keep balance on the scooter after riding down the hill for a few seconds. I tripped off my scooter, not falling, but running in high speed while struggling to keep balance. I slammed against a car, but I didn't feel any pain. I was lucky not to fall and seriously injure myself, and the car saved me from injuries.

My friend ran down the hill and asked if i was okay. I started laughing and handed him the bike saying, " Your brother's scooter tried to kill me." My bro laughed and shook his head. I ran up the hill and straight into the house.

Scooters can be vicious killers. Only when your stupid enough to not know how incline planes work sometimes.