But, I'm burning in hell.

Okay, my parents took my fucking laptop away, because they found out what I've been doing with it. No, it's not porn xD But, they are nice enough to let me do account checks and crap. With school also around, I won't have any time to be on here because of my time limits. Damn it. So much work to do, all because of college courses in school! Before I go back to hell, I have a great idea that henrun influenced me to do. A quick review about myself. And, some of these questions are from my friends. And believe me, they are messed up. But, I will answer them.
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Here we go:

Why did you join NG?

-No fucking idea. I just want entertainment and fun on the internet I guess. Facebook is over my head, so, a gaming site will suit my needs of the entertainment. And, believe me, I have nothing to regret.
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How did you come up with the username?

-Just popped in my head. I love 3D shit, Kid Icarus, and I'm a dude. My other username was about to be 3DClydeWarrior, but, I dealt with 3DPitDudez. Pretty neat name once I got used to it.
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What is your name?

-Clyde, or Cress as my nickname.
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How old are you?

-Actually, 15. But, how I act makes me a bit older. And forever on Newgrounds, I will be 16. I'll just be too lazy to change my age each year. I swear, I'll make my age N/A since I'm that lazy.
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Are you gay? ( I hate my friend for asking me this)

-My lips are sealed about that one xD Only two people on Newgrounds know about this.
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Do you like porn? ( I can get an honest answer on this one. My friend led me to tell the truth. I still hate him for this too.)

-Yeeeesssss, loads of peeps do. And I can be such a pervert. I can prove it, if you ask me too.
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Ever wanting to commit suicide or anything? (Facepalm)

-I'm not answering this, my friend.

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Do you like Newgrounds?

-Fuck yea. This is my home on the internet.

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What don't you like about Newgrounds?

-Pretty much on how peeps act. I swear, they can be very unpredictable at times xD Also, being one the easy victims to be thrown against a brick wall. I'm always nice, but I can't be too mean to the ones who put me down.
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What do you like about Newgrounds?

-Wow, this is an easy one. There is so many awesome people here, that are Youtubers, and I can talk to them anytime! So epic! And, a lot of people here are very kind to me. I swear, I thought that I would end up as a stupid mutt that would be alone for the whole time xD I am so surprised of how many fans and friends I have. I am so thankful for all this, and this proves that I can't be let down now. Now, that I'm mature and bond to this site, I know what to do and what not to do. I feel like one of the top dogs on this site. Even if there is greater ones than me.
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Any hobbies at home?

-Pft, TV, video games, anime, porn, and drawing. That is my life's story right there.
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Best Newgrounders you've met? ( Really?)

-All my fans and friends. It's really obvious of what the answer is.
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Worst Newgrounders you've met?

-I can only list one,

-Kisame

Big huge cock tease, and is a huge dick to me. But, he's leaving me alone now. The other ones I cannot name. Not any of my friends and fans of course! I love you guys!
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That's it for now, and I will finish the rest once I get my freedom back. I'll miss you guys! And I will be back soon! Now, back to hell I guess until my parents stop being huge dicks. I swear to god, if I don't get my freedom back soon, I will whoop some asses and decapitate heads. If I get my laptop back anyway, I will only make it on the weekends and a little bit of a week. It's because of my homework and my time limit. I promise to get things situated, and I won't be in much deep shit anymore. Bye I guess. For now.